The Teen Choice Theory

Today are the Teen Choice Awards 2008. And Rachel is supposed to come. But the big question is: is Hayden going to be her +1?
Supposedly not, cause Hayden hates Award ceremonies. But imagine this szenario at home:

Hayden ist lazily laying on the couch. Rachel is all excited getting ready,  walks around the sofa all the time and Hayden is totally trying to ignore her. And then she says like to a dog: "Oh, baaaaby... come on, come with me". He looks up at her suspiciously. "Nooooo, you know how much I hate this kind of stuff". Then she walks to his piles of crumpled clothes on the floor and says: "Lookie lookie here... the pile with your 2 pants..... come on, baby.... get them on!"

..... "You can even cut off the legs of your jeans if you want to!!!! And lookie lookie here..... so many crumpled T-Shirts ..... you can even wear those and nobody will care!"

Wonder who wins that discussion.......

Do haters know more? / "Shit Magnet" - Theory

I was on a website of a German Hayden Christensen- Haters group, and this guy is saying that Hayden is supposed to be the leading actor in the movie "The Physician" after the book by Noah Gordon.
I was like: HÄÄÄ???
Have you guys heard about that? We definitely haven't!
I checked the Noah Gordon website and it says that this movie is in deed in developement. It doesn't say anything about a cast, though.

Hmmmm.... maybe haters do have special sources?
Or maybe that is the reason why Hayden is trying to grow a beard? For a character.
Well, DH says he will shoot a movie in Asia at the end of the month. That sounds more like "Crash bandits" to us....

What do you think?
I mean, the reason why "Crash Bandits" was put back, was the legal troubles with Mc Tiernan. Bauer Martinez, the distributers, even sued him, because he had already spend 2 million dollars on pre-production.
But they can probably shoot it with another director!

But, you know what? - Hayden is just a shit-magnet if it comes to the release or production of his movies! LOL

The Sunglasses Theory

Talking about the meaning of sharing sunglasses like in the previous post: Take a look at that! Now Rachel and Sienna share their shades, too? Maybe Hayden is a REALLY busy man .... hehe

Maybe he's just the middle man. I really wanna see Hayden wearing those glasses!

The "Serial Monogomy" Theory

We've already made a point in the "love life/love pattern" Theory. And now, with Rachel being in LA for over a month without Hayden, I believe it is getting more clear. I mean, ok, she might have flown to Toronto for a few days inbetween the paparazzi pics we know, but I kinda don't think so.
We have already seen how Hayden somehow is into the short flings/relationships thing. Maybe he is a serial monogomist. With Ararba he obviously had fun, for some time. Same with Sienna. Then the extensivly (does that word exist?) hanging out with Rachel.... maybe Hayden likes to be with someone, he wants to be with someone, falls for her, and then after a while sees how cool his "independence" is. I wouldn't blame him- I know the feeling.
Talk about letting steam off and then going back to the hand jo...... noooooo, thoughts drifting into space! Damn it's only 9:15 in the morning!!!!!!

Hay Hay Farm Update

According to a sighting on IMDB, Hayden was in Port Perry yesterday. Port Perry is near Uxbridge.


He was with a girl, small and tiny, don't know who she was, mostly because i couldn't take my eyes off Hayden. He was in Tribal Voices in Port Perry... the girl selling me the ring was like OMG... OMG... is that? Omg...  so I turned around and he was approx 5 ft. away looking at us freak out.

So, I guess the Hay Hay farm is somewhere between Uxbridge and Scugog.
(the green arrow shows Port Perry)

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The "Distance Problem" Thought

I've been thinking about this for quite a while now. And with Rachel, being back in LA and no new Hayden pics yet, I suppose he is still at the Hay Hay Farm. This brings me to the following:

Hayden and Rachel both are family guys. And unfortunately her ppl live in LA, his in Toronto. That COULD become a problem. I don't wanna paint it black, and I know flying for them is no problem because they have money. But just think about it: They both want to spend as much time as possible with their families. One of them has to step back, if they are seriously together.
Also I believe Hayden is not the bigest LA fan....
Well, we will see.... it was just a thought!

"New disguise" Theory

This theory got started on CasaChristensen, where someone posted the following picture and the question was discussed: is that Hayden?

And we said after one milli-second: Nope, can't be him! Shoes are tied, pants are up and matching tasteful clothes.

Hayden should try that as a new disguise: forget about sunglasses and baseballcaps! He should run around with tied shoes, pants not hanging in his knees and nice clothes. Nobody would recognize him anymore!!!  LOL